Another New iPod!

Ashley Simpson returned to Saturday Night Live recently to show to the world that she doesn't have to lip sync if she doesn't want to and can sing just as good as her sister. Which is, you know, as good as her sister. Ahem. And Paris Hilton appears in print for the 832nd consecutive day, beating out the war in Iraq, to announce the demise of The Simple Life. A world weeps. For the SightSpeed report, click here. For the full reports click here and here.