Stallone Wants to Prove He's Still Relevant with Rambo IV

Aging muscle idol and former french magazine model (!) Sylvester Stallone finally caves in to almost 4 years of Hollywood pressure to reprise his role as John Rambo, the one-man army of misunderstood post-Vietnam war-induced psychosis. Meanwhile, the call has gone out to participate - as an unpaid extra - in the most desperate movie comeback of all time, Rocky the whateverth. Must be cheaper than CGI fans. At least he's got his pudding to fall back on. For the video report, click here.