When You Get Tired of Sheep...

Nowadays, with only 1% of the US population living on a farm, it's becoming increasingly difficult to avoid Les Cousins Dangereux. What to do? Fire up the 96K-baud modem on your Pii Win 95 machine & hook up at farmersonly.com, where you can meet guys like KYCowboy (who apparently is oblivious to the fact that KY can possibly mean something other than Kentucky):

well im singal 40 years old with 25 acers, two dogs one horse 4x4 show truck and a harley and no one to share it all with.

This is for real, pardner. Read the interview here. View the Video Report here.