Please Save This Idiot

I love my work. I mean, now I do, this job of finding tidbits of anecdotal information - news, if you will - and parlaying them into a short writ blog & 60 seconds of mildly entertaining video about which you can say, "Well, it wasn't that bad," and you'll acknowledge, however begrudgingly, the quiet brilliance of shaded innuendo and double entendre, quite possibly see the next video the following day, and (blatant self-whoreing) if the heavens are good, subscribe to my blog and tell all your friends to do the same.

But this is all in jeapordy now, due to sketchy viewership, which is probably due to my obvious suckiness, but the point is this: if I don't qualify my time spent doing this, then I'll have to return to what I was doing before here at SightSpeed - tech support, billing, and shipping. Not that those jobs are inherently bad, it's just...this job is so not suck, that it would suck to go back.

So please save me from this destiny, I implore you. If I can somehow prove that blogging & video is a profitable way for my company to employ me, then I will be eternally grateful. If not, I will eat all your children while they are still alive with tabasco sauce and cole slaw.

View my pathetic video pleadings here.