The Last 10 Minutes - Who Won?

While the UN-brokered ceasefire may have stopped the bombs dropping, the war of words between Israel and Hezbollah hasn't stopped, oh no, not by a long shot, which is as depressing as seeing toddlers bicker over who won the fight after the teacher broke it up. Except, you know, these are grown men. Which makes it even more depressing.

View the video report here (shot on location at my mom's house in San Diego. Don't say I avoid the front lines for you.)

Plus:

• Conspiracy theorists celebrate "I Knew It I Knew It I Knew It" Day.
• Never piss off your wife before going to sleep.
• It is no longer "Imminent" that my return flight home will be hijacked and blown up or run into the ocean tomorrow. Just "Highly Likely."