C'mon, You Can Admit You're Fat

But New Yorkers can't, apparently. They prefer to say they have "more to love." They're not the fattest city, though - not by a long shot. The Onion, meanwhile, has an flawless, if slightly unorthodox, way to solve America's growing obesity problem. And don't worry, if Homer can deal, so can you. For the Video Report, click here.