Friday, January 13, 2006

News Flash! Mariah Carey Dresses Badly!

And she spray paints her abs. Mr. Blackwell releases his Worst Dressed List for 2005. And his best dressed, but no one really wants to see that. This is all the guy does, has done, for 46 years. That's it. And people gobble it up. Does he forget we now all have internet & thus access to celebrity muck that was once only his domain? Plus the guy's practically a mummy, he's so old. Have you seen him? Read the list; the guy's losing it. For the Video Report, click here.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who exactly is drinking Vermouth and Viagra? Yikes. Brilliant entry to the tome. Keep up the good work!

January 18, 2006 11:43 AM  
Blogger Meepers said...

Actually I totally got the Vegas Rapunzel thing. Now about hash... I think there are greasy bits of potato involved, can't be sure. I've always wondered (in a sick, sick way) what he'd say about me and my Costco (Earl) jeans/with most everything/plus heels/almost all the time. Probably don't want to know.

January 27, 2006 11:35 AM  
Blogger the sightspeed guy said...

one of these days you'll have to explain vegas rapunzel. in a diner.

January 27, 2006 2:49 PM  

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