Dude, They're Just Chickens

Which is what it all comes down to, really. I mean, look at this kid's name here on the right. KENTUCKYFRIEDCRUELTY.COM. Yes, I've seen Meet Your Meat, and I love Morrissey and I'm all for more humane ways of having my filet mignon, but someone needs to slap this kid with big fist of GETALIFE. Maybe he get a job as Jon Heder's doppelganger.

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