Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Barbie Mutilation is Child's Play

While you might expect to find this scene in the house of your friendly neighborhood rapist (don't know who they are? Click here), studies show there's certainly nothing to worry about if you find little Sally "gleefully" torturing her Barbie dolls. Nothing at all. Perfectly normal. View the Video Report here.


Blogger Meepers said...

You mean you never wanted to pull your Barbie apart to see how she was made? APPARENTLY they (used to) have a freakishly long neck with this weird little ball on the end. The limb joints are also funky. So I hear, any rate. (cackles of eeeveeel laughter) No really, I honestely recall both "giving Barbie a haircut" and pulling the head off mine just 'cause I was curious to see what was holding it together. We didn't have a microwave, thank goodness!

December 22, 2005 12:05 PM  
Blogger the sightspeed guy said...

Scary. I never played with dolls, unless you want to count Star Wars figurines. And Transformers are not considered a doll. They are their own category. All hail.

December 22, 2005 1:03 PM  
Anonymous Jamie Murdock said...

My first daughter collected barbies, but always seemed to pull their heads off. We were always stepping on severed heads.

December 25, 2005 9:29 PM  
Blogger the sightspeed guy said...

Hey, as long as she hasn't moved on from Barbie dolls, to, say, cats. Then I'd really start to worry.

December 26, 2005 12:01 PM  

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