Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Headlines From the Future

MISSOURI, 2023 - Eighteen year old Mr. Richardson (photo, right) sues his mother for aggaivated assault causing bodily damage to him as a fetus.
At the time, Ms. Richardson went skydiving when her parachute failed to open properly. Falling face first on a parking lot, both mother and unborn child suffered severe injuries.
Ms. Richardson asserts she would have never jumped had she known she was expecting, and maintains she thought the morning sickness, belly swelling, and cravings for pickles and maple syrup were happening "just because." View the Video Report here.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hope everyone notices that the baby is refered to as a fetus... 1st month of pregnancy. Its great eveyone is happy the baby is safe -I hope that makes you all pro-life. She still has many months left to legaly get an abortion.

December 14, 2005 8:32 AM  
Blogger the sightspeed guy said...

I thought that's why she jumped.

December 14, 2005 10:12 AM  
Blogger Meepers said...

Chuuuuunnnnnk! Ruth, Baby? Baby... Ruuuth!

December 15, 2005 11:20 AM  

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