Friday, December 09, 2005

For Just Cents a Day

You could give this little boy food, shelter, and an Xbox. But does he even exist? Caseworkers in Houston were recently busted for phony Katrina sob stories to tug at donor's heartstrings. But even the most pathetic won't sway Angelina Jolie - she's only impressed with swarthy foreign tots who've never seen the flickering blue light of a TV in a country who just recently stopped having diarrhea. And they'll have the coolest hyphenated name ever. View the Video Report here.

2 Comments:

Anonymous bob said...

i'm afraid of what your disease might do to the resale value of the porsche. hmmm...
how to explain the discolored driver seat...

December 12, 2005 9:55 AM  
Blogger the sightspeed guy said...

It'll be like that BMW that Seinfeld got...

December 12, 2005 10:06 PM  

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