Study: Chunk is Thin by Today's Standards

Legendary 80's fat kid star Jeff Cohen aka "Chunk" reluctantly assumes his new role as a model for morbidly obese youngsters. "I mean, I was fat, but come on," Chunk did not say. "Today's kids, man, they're like Buicks." Spokesman for Physicians Against Tubby, Beefy & Overweight Youth (PHATBOY) cites several recent reports (here and here) and says: "You see these, 2, 3, and 400 lb kids and just wanna cry. But you gotta start somewhere. Being like Chunk's a good first step." For the Video Report, click here.