Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Study: Chunk is Thin by Today's Standards

Legendary 80's fat kid star Jeff Cohen aka "Chunk" reluctantly assumes his new role as a model for morbidly obese youngsters. "I mean, I was fat, but come on," Chunk did not say. "Today's kids, man, they're like Buicks." Spokesman for Physicians Against Tubby, Beefy & Overweight Youth (PHATBOY) cites several recent reports (here and here) and says: "You see these, 2, 3, and 400 lb kids and just wanna cry. But you gotta start somewhere. Being like Chunk's a good first step." For the Video Report, click here.

5 Comments:

Anonymous b O b said...

man... why are fat jokes so funny?

December 21, 2005 11:09 AM  
Anonymous bob said...

yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 she was looking down at her scale.

December 21, 2005 11:17 AM  
Anonymous bob said...

yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

December 21, 2005 11:18 AM  
Blogger the sightspeed guy said...

Oh man. I spend about a half hour yesterday on www.mommajoke.com just dying.

December 21, 2005 11:35 AM  
Blogger Meepers said...

Chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnk! I heart The Goonies.

December 22, 2005 12:09 PM  

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