Monday News Headlines

The weekend was busy in the news: life, death, law and disorder. Here's a few bits of news from the headlines -

• Tests Show Milosevic Took the Wrong Drugs Oh, and he's dead, BTW.
• McClatchy to Buy Knight Ridder for $4.5 Billion David Hasselhoff not part of deal.
• Dan Brown "astounded" at Copying Claim Says "Dude, I got this story from dead gnostics. Get a life."
• USAF Sued for Using Jesus To Recruit Allah files plagiarism suit; claims "We did it first." Unmentionable Jewish God files countersuit.

For the video report, click here.