Tuesday, February 28, 2006

The Fastest Way to Lose Weight

The ultimate Comeback Kid Bill Clinton preaches to the country's governors about the future of fat kids. Meanwhile, the Bolivian Foreign Minister has quite a handy solution to child obesity. For the video report, click here. For the late Phil Hartman's brilliance, click here.


Blogger Meepers said...

Coka leaves! They're what's for breakfast! Mmmmm! Free with lunch: Weight/teeth loss and eventual hallucinations and The Crazies. Yesss! Now why didn't I think of that? Oh ya - not wanting to be like Anna Nicole Slurred-Speech Smith

March 02, 2006 3:32 PM  
Blogger the sightspeed guy said...

"Parents! Tired of your sluggish good-for-nothing brats lazying around the house? Well, that'll be a thing of the past with coca leaves! Along with calcium, coca leaves lead the natural world in the amount of hyperactive paranoid energy!"

March 03, 2006 1:15 PM  

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