Study: Tiger Excrement Wards off Terrorists
Tigers are scary - just ask this guy. Images of their carcass-shredding mandibles strike fear in the hearts of the steeliest of warriors. Apparently, so does their dookie. For the video report, click here.
posted by Peter at 3:41 PM
3 Comments:
Poop IS scary! Thankfully that picture doesn't show the actual poo - just the patented "cat back arch". So... yo no comprende, how does it ward of terrorists?
Oh, I was just riffin off the whole who-isn't-afriad-of-tigers thing, and somehow came up with a vision of Rummy asking billions of dollars from Congress for the cost of tiger-poo body armor. My imagination has not quite matured just yet.
5 synonyms for poop!
yeah!... that's craptastic!
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