Lindsay Lohan Wants Your Respect

Tired of her PR flack's failure to spin her persona as a brainless, pole-dancing, Scarlett-hating teenager, Lindsay takes it upon herself to change her image. Hopefully it'll include adding a few more calories to her diet. Dumping Nicole Ritchie as her BFF was a start. Just don't ask her if she's OK. For the video report, click here.
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