Monday, February 20, 2006

Oh Cruel, Cruel World

For immediate release:
Los Angeles, CA
A young girl had her prosthetic limb stolen from her house on Tuesday of last week. While local authorities currently have no solid leads, US Marshal Samuel Gerard stated this crime fits the pattern of another and issued a photo of the prime suspect (top).
For the video report, click here.


Blogger Meepers said...

Oh! She must have been knocked legless with dissapointment!


February 21, 2006 1:38 PM  
Blogger the sightspeed guy said...

Here's a lamer one:

After hearing her leg was stolen, she said, "I won't stand for this!"

Haha, ooouuuuchh.

February 22, 2006 2:43 PM  

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