The Last Ten Minutes
- Did a duck swallow an alien? Majority of Brits think Oasis are better than the Beatles, which is like comparing Johnny Cash to an asthmatic one-armed leper. I'm just saying.
- Batwoman is resurrected as a lesbian, which was only the next logical step after her previous male lover casually remarked that bestiality was getting "sooo passè."
And for your weekend time-wasters...