Tuesday, May 30, 2006

The Last Ten Minutes

  • What does a man do to prove his fidelity? Why, cut off his penis, of course!
  • Dan Aykroyd believes in UFOs. Really. One actually summoned him.
  • Pedophiles celebrate their new political party (no, not that party) by vowing to legalize child porn because "a ban just makes children curious." A coalition with MySpace is reportedly in the works.


Blogger gossipintown said...

Haha. About that pedophile party. Sickening. And how does "free train travel" fit into their political agenda?

May 31, 2006 9:19 AM  
Blogger the sightspeed guy said...

Travel expenses can break the bank if your only source of income is a weekly allowance from your parents. Now, unreachably costly train tickets are a limiting factor no more! Another hurdle to love is swept away.

Oh that's gross.

May 31, 2006 9:37 AM  
Blogger Meepers said...

If you ask me, old Mr. DIY-Bobbit in the first bit...totally proved his wife RIGHT, not wrong. An innocent man would never do that.

The other part? GROSSS! WRONG! and ....ugh! I'm going to go bleach out my brain. More news-casts, por favor!

May 31, 2006 10:23 AM  

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