The Last 10 Minutes - Billy Carson Is Afraid of the Future!

And who wouldn't be? What with cellphones tracking your every conversation, server bots logging every email, and port scanners turning kids into felons for downloading music, one might start to believe every paranoid conspiracy theory posited.

Now, as the possibility of webcams infiltrating the holy inner sanctum within the impenetrable walls of Billy Carson's dorm room becomes ominously closer to reality, the Boston College freshman is not going to just sit there and let it happen. Oh no. Not that any potentially embarrassing video captured by a webcam has ever been released to the public. Not at all.

View Billy's actually rather witty annotations to SightSpeed's press release here, then view the absolutely-not-at-all-corporately-sanctioned response to Billy's response here.