Monday, November 13, 2006

Elton John Wants to Ban Religion

Why? Ruthless persecution of heretics who dared defy the church? Serving colonial interests in the guise of conversion? Killing infidels to secure a place in Paradise? Fomenting nationalism?

Nah. Religion hates gays, so make it unlawful.

Somehow the irony of intolerance is lost on Sir Elton. Just like the irony of his hair.

View the video report here.


Blogger Maya said...

As long as E.J. doesn't ban gay cats...

HEY WAIT A MINUTE! I'M ONE OF THOSE CRAZY CAT PEOPLE! That you are now so tolerant of. Just you wait, mister, I'm doing a pro-cat video.

Back on topic: Elton has had one to many cosmos to be an accurate judge on what should be banned. What should be banned:

His hair.

November 14, 2006 12:38 AM  
Blogger the sightspeed guy said...

OK, but if you get more than 5 cats, we're having an intervention.

November 14, 2006 10:40 AM  
Blogger Maya said...

No chance of that, the ones we have would simply Not. Tolerate. it. Still talking about coming up late November. Yeah!

November 14, 2006 7:40 PM  

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