Never Saw This Coming

Britney Spears and Kevin "F is for Failure" Federline are no more. Brit ended the rocky union, filing for divorce, citing "irreconcilable differences."

Perhaps she didn't want her boys to grow up like their poppa (computer-generated projected image, left). Understandable. At least now they have the bright future of becoming saccharine white trash ho-bags. Yay!

View the video report here.