Thursday, April 06, 2006

Best Excuse to Use Word 'Penile'

A 25-year-old man "snapped" after his penile enhancement procedure left him "extremely unhappy" & went all Unabomber on the surgeon, driving probably in his superbig Ford duelee with 8" lifts and shouting all the words of Limp Bizkit with his backwards hat and goatee dreaming of Britney and wondering how that sissyboy K-Fed got to hit that when he dropped the bomb off in the mailbox. Sentencing is set for July 7, for charges that oddly enough did not include "Telling the whole world you need penile enhancement." Not that the jacked truck wasn't a hint.

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