Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Wis. Governor Signs New "Duh" Bill

Governor of Wisconsin Jim Doyle acted in the behalf of Universal Common Sense and bans people from suing restaurants for making them obese. His idea "is to place responsibility on individuals for the choices they make." The bill did not include a mandatory slap with a brick to the face for anyone who does not know that eating crap and living a sedentary life will eventually lead to weight gain, however slight. "It's not like I have anything against obesity, but you are what you eat," the Governor did not say. "Everyone knows that. It's sad I have to make this a law. I mean, am I gonna blame Enron for funding my trip to Tahiti? Oops."

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