Wis. Governor Signs New "Duh" Bill

Governor of Wisconsin Jim Doyle acted in the behalf of Universal Common Sense™ and bans people from suing restaurants for making them obese. His idea "is to place responsibility on individuals for the choices they make." The bill did not include a mandatory slap with a brick to the face for anyone who does not know that eating crap and living a sedentary life will eventually lead to weight gain, however slight. "It's not like I have anything against obesity, but you are what you eat," the Governor did not say. "Everyone knows that. It's sad I have to make this a law. I mean, am I gonna blame Enron for funding my trip to Tahiti? Oops."

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