Friday, April 07, 2006

Now Being Poured at Your Local Gay Bar

Confessions on a Dancefloor wine can only be bought at www.celebritycellars.com, where the grizzled mummified livelings try to emboss themselves eternally on bottles of wine, which shows how much their tastes have changed over the years of cocaine lines & vodka body shots. "Oh, no, I drink wine now. See? I've got my name on one. I used to be so silly, wasn't I?"
For the video report, click here.

3 Comments:

Blogger Meepers said...

Imagine what the Eva Long-whoria wine would taste like. Or the Ozzy wine!

April 08, 2006 10:03 PM  
Blogger Meepers said...

Or ... wait... the J. Lo wine?

April 08, 2006 10:03 PM  
Blogger the sightspeed guy said...

J-Lo wine: Big, round flavors of spice.

Eva Longoria wine: Tasted it before. A million times. Force-fed thru everyone's mouth involuntarily.

Ozzy wine: Head of a bat. No not really, but everyone believes it.

April 12, 2006 10:21 AM  

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