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Confessions on a Dancefloor wine can only be bought at www.celebritycellars.com, where the grizzled mummified livelings try to emboss themselves eternally on bottles of wine, which shows how much their tastes have changed over the years of cocaine lines & vodka body shots. "Oh, no, I drink wine now. See? I've got my name on one. I used to be so silly, wasn't I?"
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