The Last 10 Minutes - Iranian President Not Gilligan's Illegitimate Son

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad refuted claims he is the long lost son of Bob Denver. "For the last time, there is no connection," Ahmadinejad asserted, although he was heard to mutter: "Cheap @!$$!! didn't leave me nothing when he died. Now I have to run this country on my beard alone. Thanks a lot, dad. I hate you."

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