Am I Still at Work?
Not for much longer. Email inbox: Empty. Nice. I feel like this dude:
Who is absolutely unbelievably outside-your-peripheral-vision fat. This guy could eat four pre-op Star Joneses as appetizers. Oh wait, you didn't know girl had her stomach stapled? Oh but the process was horrendous. Must be hard to lose all that weight without even trying. And to still be as appealing as a wrinkled skin sac in a Halloween trashbag princess outfit and prom night tiara. Yes Star we sympathize. As much as we sympathize with kids when they get their arms cut off when they put them out the school bus window.
Still, homeboy's not as fat as he used to be, and so I applaud his efforts. I mean, dude has problems. Had to go on National TV to get help. You go, fat man. Donate the extra fat to Star Jones for some more surgery to help a girl out.
Plus:
Who is absolutely unbelievably outside-your-peripheral-vision fat. This guy could eat four pre-op Star Joneses as appetizers. Oh wait, you didn't know girl had her stomach stapled? Oh but the process was horrendous. Must be hard to lose all that weight without even trying. And to still be as appealing as a wrinkled skin sac in a Halloween trashbag princess outfit and prom night tiara. Yes Star we sympathize. As much as we sympathize with kids when they get their arms cut off when they put them out the school bus window.Still, homeboy's not as fat as he used to be, and so I applaud his efforts. I mean, dude has problems. Had to go on National TV to get help. You go, fat man. Donate the extra fat to Star Jones for some more surgery to help a girl out.
Plus:
- Someone give this girl some gloves & throw her in the ring with Mike Tyson.
- Dude, you flunked your test? I can tell you how to make sure they'll never find out. But it kinda sucks.
posted by Peter at 8:39 PM
2 Comments:
Uggghhh! Star was funky and fugly beFORE she lost all that weight - now she looks like ... a wrinkled skin sack - and she's STILL a hag! Dude that alone is pretty much enough to turn Big Gay Al gay, if he wasn't already. Ewwwwwww!
And now Barbara Walters hates her. The death bell ringeth.
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