The Last 10 Minutes for the Next 5 Days

I'm rubbing it in, but I won't leave you with nothing to occupy your idle time while I'm away, starting with a rare wildlife artist's capturing of Star Jones:
See you on Wednesday.

• "Alcohol was involved." No, really?
• This clip is not actually from the upcoming Transformers movie, but if it was, it'd be really cool. A contraband preview for Transformers is here.
• A Madonna fan purportedly waves this sign at her New York concert: You MADE me Gay!!! Funny, I always thought it was your ugly ex-girlfriend.