The Last 10 Minutes - Gay is Okay

An official 1996 document called Gayness a "mental disorder," in the same class as Retardedness, Multiple Personalityness and Habitually Getting Drunkeness. In light of the document's recent uncovering and the clamor for its revision, the Pentagon released an update on the issue today. For the video report, click here.

Plus:

• Johnny Depp admits pirates might be gay, too.
  
• Reading from New York? Oh, bummer. You're gonna die. 98% sure.
• Dude, Axl, stop biting people. And those braids are so...199-NEVER.