The Last 10 Minutes - The E! Condi Interview
60 Minutes decided to take advantage of its guest, US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, and asked her such heavy questions as "How does one go about asking the Secretary of State out on a date?" To which Ms Rice did not reply: "Although I'm partial to diamonds, the blood of still-live barbequed kittens in a skull chalice will do just fine."View the video report here.
posted by Peter at 5:57 PM
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I'm sure old Condi would also appreciate a good ol-fashioned public horsewhipping as a first date. Being such a girly-girl and all. Or maybe a romantic evening spent perusing the blurry videos of prisoner torture.
While painting her nails. Pink. FLESH pink. Katie Couric has the brains of a frying pan. Gah! Am making video now.
i wonder if couric reached out to her first for the story, or condi did for the "tough chick with a soft side" profile?
LOL - "Where do you get your nails done?"
Hey, I've actually been to Neverland Ranch. And, no, I didn't see Michael. But it was pretty cool. I got to feed an elephant peanuts and he wasn't even in a cage!! I also got to hold hands with what looked like a reeeeally old African American woman, but was actually a chimp of some kind or another. It was a really large chimp wearing pink overalls. And it loved me. Yes, it loved women because its trainer was a woman. We also got to go around on a Disnleyland-ripoff mini train ride, pet animals, ride carnival rides, eat popcorn in an indoor movie theater, and have a lot of general fun. Yup. It was fun.
looking at your t-shirt, Did you stay at the neverland ranch? Did you jump in bed with Michael? What did he give you to drink?
Yes, I was there during the Macaulay Culkin years. We just had lemonade. Warm lemonade.
Thanks for the comment, crankiefrankie, but it's bedhead. I'm just lazy.
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