The Last 10 Minutes - Special Weekend Castration Edition

Why disturb the bones of a centuries-dead opera singer who underwent voluntary cojones cutting?

"The bones will be examined by scientists from the universities of Bologna & Pisa for insights into...the physiology of a castrato." - Associated Press

Hey guys, let me save you some time - I don't think you'll find his nads.

For the video report, click here.

Plus: Some things to keep you busy this weekend -

• You can have William Shatner voice the outgoing greeting on your answering machine. Geekboys rejoice.
• Don't mock the Shat. Don't you know Captain Kirk is God?
• Ain't It Cool News reports a day on the Transformers set. Am I the only one pooping my pants in anticipation of this probably-going-to-suck movie?
• Mr T finally lays down the gold chains, hopefully to be stored in the Smithsonian.