Tuesday, October 31, 2006

I Pissed My Pants! Awesome!

Imagine you're at home, relaxed, and all of a sudden out of nowhere a face appears--the ugliest, most grotesque, freakish thing you’ve ever seen: the unholy genetic mutative combination of Janet Reno and John Kerry.

Or perhaps Saw III is more your cup of shocking bliss. What you're experiencing is something uniquely human: enjoying fear. Why do we love being scared?

View the video report here.

Monday, October 30, 2006

How to Dance Flamenco, Advanced

Once again the illustrious Flamenco-er Pedro Zottolo takes you on a video journey of the world-renowned stylings of the great Christóbal Sack, including the famed super-secret Flamenco move--the Flatulent Foot Dance.

View the video here (but only if you've seen and practiced the beginner video).


Friday, October 27, 2006

Video Tip of the Month

So I got this costume and did a Mentos/Diet Coke video, but it got the kibosh. So instead you have me dancing to Beyonce.

You have been warned.

Click here for the Video Tip of the Month.

Thursday, October 26, 2006

How To Dance Flamenco

If you, as did I, happen to catch the Cervantino Festival 2006 in Guanajuato, Mexico, and you were lucky, you might have seen the apparently supernatural Christóbal Reyes deign to grace the filthy mortals with his patented style of pitiful has-been struggling to hang on to a long-lost glory that once was by employing over-the-top pompous affectation for so long, what was at first a funny skit turned to feelings of sympathetic embarrassment.

Except it was not a joke.

This is (but not really).

Click here to view the video.

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Getting a Bug on Your Anniversary Sucks

OK, so, we couldn't make our plane and wasted a vacation day, and had to make a trip to Mexico City, and a last-minute trip to get to our hotel, and then Angela got a bug. This hasn't been the best anniversary ever, but...yeah. The views have been phenomenal, and the friends we've met have been unforgettable. So...always look on the bright side, right?

Here's the video.

Puerto Vallarta, Finally

We finally made it! A few days ago, actually - and what a time we had.

Check out the video here.

PS - I didn't take the picture on the right, but that's pretty much how the sunset looked from our balcony.

Saturday, October 14, 2006

Murphy's Law Got Nuthin' on Me

Nothing ever goes right when I travel. Or I should say, nothing ever goes right enough, what with the expired passport and expired driver's license and arriving late and missing planes, none of which, I can assure you, was my fault. But you know, I'm all grown up and stuff, and what does getting pissed off get me anyway, except feeling superior, cuz, you know, I rule?

But at least we got a nice empty flight in first class with legroom and filet mignon and pinot noir with a Courvoisier chaser and chocolate mousse to leave my palate all yummy.

Live from Mexico City - it's my sucky layover! Watch - you can almost feel Angela's altitude sickness!

Click here for the video!

Thursday, October 12, 2006

The Last 10 Minutes - When Was Foley NOT Thinking of Wood?

Letters exchanged between former Florida Representative Mark Foley and his governor, Jeb Bush, were revealed today. Not anything particularly racy, but...oh wait. Oh wow. That quote. Right...there.


View the video report here.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

The Last 10 Minutes - In Defense of Chad & Steve

The YouTube Community is all aghast and atwitter upon hearing news of the recent Google buyout. Why? Do they fear their incredibly mind-numbing and fantastically soul-sucking video of themselves dancing so-eye-bleedingly-bad-it's-not-even-remotely-ironic won't get seen by the networks to get scooped up as an extra for the next season of Heroes?

How sad. And yet: maybe Google has saved us all.

View the video report here.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

The Last 10 Minutes - Kim Jong Il's Secret Complex

Recently discovered details shed new light on North Korea's Sunday claim to have detonated a nuclear device. Prepare to be shocked. Or, not.

View the video report here.

Monday, October 09, 2006

The Return of Raisin!

Raisin got his 10 staples and stitches removed last Friday, and since then, he's been bouncing back like a true champ. Let's see if you can do that after an animal 5 times your size bites you in the crotch and swings you around like a tetherball.

View the video here.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

The Last 10 Minutes - Ganja is Good For You!

The latest research reaffirms that marijuana can help forestall the onset of Alzheimer's disease. While not preventing Alzheimer's entirely, the active ingredient in pot acts to block the proteins that contribute to dementia as well as stave off neurological problems associated with the disease.

Marijuana - Just Say Yes?

View the video report here.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

The Last 10 Minutes - Mark Foley Loves Your Children, And Yes, In That Way

The dirt on Florida Representative Mark Foley (R-NAMBLA) keeps getting more interesting, as transcripts of his naughty IMs were recently trumped by the assertions of one Kirk Fordham, a congressional aide who told AP that he had notified aides to the House Speaker Dennis Hastert of Foley's misconduct three years ago, shaking the already wobbly public support of Republican politics just weeks before mid-term elections.

View the video report here.

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Be Someone You're Not on the Internet!

New software allows you to make videos which almost completely shield your identity from haters, stalkers, or, if you're Mark Foley, pesky child-protecting do-gooders.

Learn how to play pretend on the video report here!